Abuja, Nigeria.
Shortly following his interview on BBC Focus on Africa, the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs, Doyin Okupe was rushed to the National Hospital in Abuja for a life threatening mouth infection. Our sources also report that Abati has also been hospitalized for the same ailment.
In an interview with our correspondent, Chief Medical Director of the National Hospital, Professor Bello Bala Shehu explained that the infection which occurs a lot among politicians climbing up the ladder was caused by "contact of the mouth with the anal region." Asked to explain further he said: You non medical people call it kissing ass. When an aide to a politician does that often then the mouth oozes with horrible smelling discharges, offensive to normal human beings. This is what they are suffering from."
Professor Shehu could not state the duration of treatment or if they could recover from this infection.
Editors note: We at Dissociated Press are deeply concerned about the health of these public servants. We wish them a quick recovery.
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