Abuja, Nigeria
Our undercover reporter has revealed the recent kidnap and release of a young man by men of the State Security Services. Reports reaching us show that the man, name withheld was kidnapped on the pretext that he tweeted things prejudicial to security operations. Our reporter however, confirmed that he was really kidnapped for rituals of an unclear nature. A certain ritualist who shall remain unnamed had asked for a young Nigerian man with moderately sized genitalia to ward off the threat from the Nigerian opposition come 2015. On being taken to the ritualist in the deep forest, the young man's genitals were examined and found to be much too large for the rituals. The government agents, not wanting to waste their effort tried many means to reduce the size of the man's member, which efforts included making him sit naked in a bucket of frozen water. Their intention was to shrink it to size. After 11 days, and a penis still too big for the rituals, he was quietly released to his family.
All efforts to get the Nigerian Government to comment on this State backed kidnap proved abortive.
EDITORS NOTE: It is unclear whether they are still looking for someone with moderately sized genitals. We however warn the public,especially those with small to moderately sized genitals to be alert and vigilant.
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