Abuja, Nigeria.
PDP National Publicity Secretary, Chief Olisa Metuh in a statement on Wednesday said the ruling party was shocked and has remained grief- stricken since learning about the medical condition of the Vice President, Architect Namadi Sambo. He said that he had been reliably informed that Mr. Sambo had been failing in his conjugal duties since the formation of the APC.
"There are some things you don't say about a man," Chief Metuh began, looking grave, "but my people say when flatulence has reached an advanced stage you cannot hide it from your kinsmen. The Vice President needs our prayers. His wife is still young. It would be a tragedy of gargantuan proportions if Her Excellency began looking for solutions outside the matrimonial bed. Apart from looking bad, we know what this does for National Security if some small boy somewhere gains entry into the holy of holies."
Chief Metuh expressed regret that the APC had stooped so low as to attack the virility of the Presidency. "We all know politics. But this is beneath even a party as low as the APC. When that short Nasir ElRufai said there would be bloodshed we didn't realise he was going to start by killing the manhood of our beloved Vice President. This is unfortunate."
The PDP Chieftain however expressed hope that the God of Goodluck which was bigger than APC and all its leaders combined, would cure Mr. Sambo.
-DP
Editor's Note: We at DP wish His Excellency a speedy recovery.With God all things are possible.
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