Aso Villa, Nigeria.
Following speculations regarding the whereabouts of the missing funds from the Nigerian National Petroleum Commission put at 20 billion dollars, President Jonathan has lashed out at persons criticising him for having stolen the money.
In an unexpected interview, a fuming Jonathan told our reporter that he did not know anything and was just "a small boy" for casting aspersions on the person of the President.
"Look I’m a realist and I’m a practical person, and that’s why I behave differently and don’t pretend," he began as he calmed down. "Look at IBB. Who is beating him over the 12 billion dollars oil windfall money? Have we executed the Abacha family? Is Abacha's children not even enjoying twitter? Please allow me. Other presidents did their own, let me too do my own. Do you know how expensive elections in Nigeria are?"
When our reporter tried to ask if two wrongs made a right the president replied: "abeg abeg abeg" after which our petite reporter was whisked away by heavily armed men of the SSS. At the time of going to press we are still trying to secure his release. Please pray for him.
-DP
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